Kindly explain to your brother/guy friend that if he wants to attract some positive female attention, it would serve him well to forego Hollister t-shirts and anything that reeks of Ed Hardy, in favor of emulating the masculine yet sophisticated styles of Neal Caffrey (fictional art thief in USA's White Collar) and Robert Pattinson. Appeal to his sense of logic: he'll be getting action right and left if he reminds the ladies of their favorite blood-sucker.
